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They hurt (http://www.nessel.com/) when they get kicked.
Justintime
4/15/02, 03:22am
oh yes they do! :D
I got a football there once... :D
This discussion violates our AUP. Please leave your testicles out of the other member's thoughts. Topic Closed. :D
This thread was reopened. Apparently it is not against our AUP. :D
Justintime
4/15/02, 10:18pm
Really, i can think of your testicles? :eek: :D
It that's what suits you......... :D :eek:
outside looking in
4/15/02, 10:29pm
I'm not quite sure what this thread is about, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know. ;)
This was the very first thread at this forum. It was created by our admin fury, and it was all his idea to name it what he did. :D
And that must mean I get to think of everyone's testicles. :eek: That is one hilarious picture I've got in my head now. :D
Maybe this topic is better left closed.... lol
Does penis in the banned pics list include testicles? If no maybe it'd better be added too before it's too late :eek:
I think we've cleary stated: NO PORN. That about sums it up. :)
Justintime
4/15/02, 11:11pm
should well do! my mind is getting corrupted! :D
hardtellin
4/15/02, 11:11pm
I could post a pic if it would help you better understand it...
J/k ,I am staying out of this Violation to the aup...;)
Aww, but it would give me a chance to delete my first post. :D
I don't want anything to do with Furys Testicles!
*probably just Cheese Balls anyway* :D
Justintime
4/16/02, 01:42am
:D
Speaking of balls, nuts, testicles, gonads, etc. Ever see bulls balls? Them suckers are the size of egg plants. Hell anyone ever see a bull wack off? lol hahahahahaha im one sick bistachitchyass.
Jeff
P.S. im serious about the bull wack off part, we had a bull do it, weirdest shit to see.
Justintime
4/16/02, 02:13am
:eek:
Hey, I might be as big as a bull, I might even look like one, but I'm no bull! :eek:
Originally posted by fury
They hurt (http://www.nessel.com/) when they get kicked.
On reflection, I am really glad I don't have any. They seem like more trouble than they're worth. :D
Ah, jeez. First thread I see at a new board, and this is the subject matter. *sigh* :D
Gato_Solo
4/16/02, 10:35am
That's what you get for reading the 'nasty' stuff first... ;)
BTW...what happened to jjr512.com this morning?
Threads of this calibre just make me feel ill... like... well... being kicked in the testicles.
Originally posted by Gato_Solo
BTW...what happened to jjr512.com this morning?
Well, hello, Gato_Solo :)
I don't know what's happened, I can't get there either. ?(
outside looking in
4/16/02, 11:47am
Hmm... wonder how many Xibase peeps will come by and visit.... seeing how this is being hosted on their server and all? :)
Just thought I would dig up this old thread and revive it ;)
Originally posted by Kruz
I don't want anything to do with Furys Testicles!
*probably just Cheese Balls anyway* :D
*lol*
Professur
4/20/02, 04:49pm
Originally posted by nodnod
Just thought I would dig up this old thread and revive it ;)
Me too.
Les, they're worth all the touble the first time they're licked. Trust me.
lol so I've been told
Kind of startling to flip back to this board and have the first word you see be Testicles lol
Professur
4/20/02, 04:56pm
Well considering where you're flipping from ...
:o ;) lol
replied to this, brought me back to the main page, and the first thing I see then is I have a big hairy pussy. :eek:
Professur
4/20/02, 05:02pm
I thought you shaved *snicker*
*ssshhhhhh!!!!!!* *snicker*
Professur
4/20/02, 05:11pm
Should we really be using the word sNICKer like this?
Shadowfax
4/20/02, 05:11pm
*raises hand*
Heh! I got testicles too you know... :eek:
Balls? ahhhhhh what are those?
Oh another note... Jeffy79? I haven't talked to you since you stopped using ICQ or soemthing.... what ya been doing?
Originally posted by Professur
Should we really be using the word sNICKer like this?
OUCH! :D
Professur
4/20/02, 05:21pm
Yup, that's what I thought.
I like the feeling of testicles in my mouth.
Justintime
4/21/02, 12:12pm
:eek:
Shadowfax
4/21/02, 12:15pm
Nix, are you seeing somebody at the moment? :D
Professur
4/21/02, 02:57pm
Hopefully a therapist.
Shadow Fax: brainsoft is my bf
Prof: I don't need to see a therapist.
Professur
4/21/02, 03:31pm
You're too good for him.
Shadowfax
4/21/02, 04:08pm
That was plain too much information :D
Yes, testicles hurt when they get kicked :D
it's good to have 'em when ya need 'em though
Yeah, especially when they are inside some woman mouth :eek:
(Nixy, that was too especific)
Testicles are [censored] and are best when [censored] or [censored]. I even like testicles [censored] but maybe that's just me. One time I [xxx]. You should've seen his face! Ahh, those were the days.
I mean really, what did you expect me to post? :D
[b]
Ardsgaine
6/24/02, 08:43pm
Originally posted by [b]
Testicles are [censored] and are best when [censored] or [censored]. I even like testicles [censored] but maybe that's just me. One time I [xxx]. You should've seen his face! Ahh, those were the days.
I mean really, what did you expect me to post? :D
[b]
Even censored it was TMI. :eek: :P
Professur
6/24/02, 09:59pm
Cloraaaaaaseptic.
As in before or after? :D ;)
Originally posted by Professur
Cloraaaaaaseptic.
:rofl2:
Originally posted by [b]
[bull] Testicles are [delicious] and are best when [fried] or [broiled]. I even like testicles [garnished] but maybe that's just me. One time I [tried them raw at a friends restaurant]. You should've seen his face! Ahh, those were the days.
I mean really, what did you expect me to post? :D
[b]
that about right? or am i missing somehting? ;) :D
Originally posted by Professur
Cloraaaaaaseptic.
:rofl2:
You know... mountain oysters are goat testes!
... had to say it.
Professur
10/29/03, 08:23am
MUFFDIVE
Yeah so you women don't go on about how men couldnt handle childbirth. you get a kick in the bollocks and see how it feels :) :P
Yeah so you women don't go on about how men couldnt handle childbirth. you get a kick in the bollocks and see how it feels :) :P
apples and oranges, nath, apples and oranges....
lol. good job it aint no pineapple
lol. good job it aint no pineapple
knucklehead...i meant you can't compare the two!
getting kicked in the sack and giving birth are two completely different things...i'm sure i'd rather get kicked in the balls...it only last minutes....
lol. Im glad i dont have any plans to give birth. Some days on the bog it feels like it :P
This was the first thread ever posted. Happy, uhh, 1.5th birthday thread? :tardbang:
:D
freako104
11/15/03, 06:32pm
and i thought this thread was dead
Thulsa Doom
11/15/03, 07:33pm
I have an ointment for that.
and i thought this thread was dead
You're kidding, right? This is OTC. No thread ever dies here.
You're kidding, right? This is OTC. No thread ever dies here.
Except that one thread....you know the one I'm talking about..... ;)
Hint? You want a hint? Well, it had a 0 and a 1 in the title. :D
freako104
11/16/03, 03:12am
You're kidding, right? This is OTC. No thread ever dies here.
even the long forgotten ones that noone posts in nor the closed ones? ;)
even the long forgotten ones that noone posts in nor the closed ones? ;)
That's right, they just remain alive in our memories... until someone revives them.
Professur
7/29/05, 01:03pm
Unless fondled correctly.
BeardofPants
7/29/05, 03:59pm
I have an ointment for that.
Izzat the one that claims to enlarge penises? :eek6:
paul_valaru
7/29/05, 04:03pm
Izzat the one that claims to enlarge penises? :eek6:
they all enlarge penises, if you rub em in long enough
BeardofPants
7/29/05, 04:05pm
:hmm: hmmm....
*goes off to experiment on some witless male
paul_valaru
7/29/05, 04:07pm
:hmm: hmmm....
*goes off to experiment on some witless male
lol, poor bastard
hey wait a second!!!!!
http://images.military.com/Shock/0,,SA_050727_BadBone,00.html
I keep thinking about the joke with the blonde who got fired from the Tickle Me Elmo facotry for misinterpreting the instructions to "give Elmo two test tickles."
Professur
10/04/05, 04:49pm
I just scratched mine.
Uki Chick
10/04/05, 07:07pm
did it feel good?
BeardofPants
10/04/05, 07:17pm
I just scratched the BF's. He told me it tickles. :retard:
Uki Chick
10/04/05, 07:23pm
really? :lol2: I'll have to try that on the BF tonight and see what he thinks.
I should try that too. Just gotta find me some testicles first.
BeardofPants
10/05/05, 02:03am
Oh, don't worry about that. Just grab the ones next to you in the bus stop. He won't mind.
Maybe I'll just wait until the next time we go for a swim. Easier access.
Uki Chick
10/05/05, 09:36am
I scratched my BF's and he said it tickled a little. I guess it's the nails or something
BeardofPants
10/05/05, 03:58pm
Maybe I'll just wait until the next time we go for a swim. Easier access.
Wouldn't there be major shrinkage problems in norwegian water? :hmm:
SouthernN'Proud
10/05/05, 04:01pm
Not if you scratch the right way.
Wouldn't there be major shrinkage problems in norwegian water? :hmm:
Depends on where you find the water. :p
http://home.no.net/jotope/foto/0504badelandgrotte.jpg
SouthernN'Proud
10/05/05, 04:12pm
Damn. Somebody kill a hog in that wadin' pool?
Hunting for the oldest/first post on OTC :)
highwayman
5/26/06, 04:14pm
Oldest? looks like you are looking for the longest lasting...
Professur
5/26/06, 04:39pm
Try looking for the oldest member
I'm older than he is, and there are people here older than I am... unc, for example, turns 37 today, which brings him back to being 12 years older than I am.
I changed the address bar to read: http://www.otcentral.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1&postcount=1 and that's what it gave me.
It may just be the 1st thread posted on OTC. Haven't found one older. :shrug:
**
OffTopic - hey Prof... found a smilie for you while looking around the 'net
This was indeed the first thread ever posted here. :beerbang:
Hard to believe it's been almost 6 years.
Professur
1/11/08, 09:36am
*kicks Fluffy in the nuts*
This was indeed the first thread ever posted here. :beerbang:
Hard to believe it's been almost 6 years.
Only seems like 14.
Hard to believe it's been almost 6 years.
w00t!!!! :eek2:
They hurt (http://www.nessel.com/) when they get kicked.
Someone want to explain to me why christians go out of their way to prove themselves stupid?
I missed this thread...
That link originally didn't point to a blog, it was just a flash animation like so: http://fun.drno.de/flash/whatswrong.swf
(also, take note his source is The Onion :P)
ThorsFoundry
9/28/09, 12:32am
I've a small bump on my right one.. wonder if its cancer?
http://www.iupucanatomy.com/images/Picture%20660.jpg
If you actually think it might be cancer you should have it checked, the sooner the better. If you don't think it's cancer and are just trying to make a joke then it isn't funny.
I've a small bump on my right one.. wonder if its cancer?
It usually isn't. Unless it appeared 'suddenly', it's generally due to an injury.
Mine's benign, had it for over a decade and get it checked occasionally. :cool2:
IF the bump is on either side or the front I'd get it checked immediately, if it is on the back then you're probably confusing it with the epididimus. Have them both checked by a doctor anyway, nothing beats cancer like prevention and early detection.
ThorsFoundry
9/30/09, 09:27am
whew! It's just a UTI. Went to dr. Monday, and he ruled out epididymitis..not right symptoms for cancer YAY!
I'm on a fancy antibiotic, and worst part = no SEX FOR TWO WEEKS! UGH! been almost two days.. only (!) 12 more to go...(or did he mean, like, maybe WORK weeks? haha..
Professur
9/30/09, 10:17am
I thought only wimmens got UTI.
I thought only wimmens got UTI.
Why would that be? Men have urinary tracts. Men aren't immune to infections generally...and UTI's come from higher up the tract (bladder, kidneys) as infections there (usually bacterial) and move down.
ThorsFoundry
10/01/09, 12:48pm
Had a few stones once.. Had to have a stent put in my pecker all the way thru my bladder, up into my kidney. For a month I pissed blood cuz the stent was too big. Then I had it removed before my Lithotripsy..pissed out crystaline chunks of stones..when they hit the plastic cup in the urinal, the sound RANG thru the room! The nurse outside my door said she heard the chunx hit the plastic!
(I did too)
It hurt a lot
I'd had a UTI the following few months afterwards. Good thing I didn't get staph..
A guy at work was telling me about his testicular cancer. Pretty scary stuff really. He caught it early and it hadn't spread.
[Truth - I saw the word "testicles" and came runnin' to the thread.]
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, y'know (you know)
Bowser adn Blue being quoted by two Americans..will wonders never cease
Testicular Self Exam: how to! (http://www.ehow.com/video_4399187_perform-testicular-cancer-self-exam.html)
For those of you who have never held a set of nuts in your hands... a "how to" video.
Well I never have unless my own count?
I'd rather grab on too a coupla twins like these!
http://killindifference.com/images/bush_twins.jpg
Well I never have unless my own count?
I think your own count.
(BTW, those girls look like they are very much under age.)
ResearchMonkey
4/19/10, 09:28pm
Not any more.
Not even then, they are twins born in 81
so they were legal when he took office.
Here's another hammer for your bag.
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